Posts made in December, 2012

The Only Jokes I Know

Posted by on Dec 31, 2012 in Silly

The judge says to Mickey Mouse, “I can’t let you divorce Minnie just because you think she’s a little crazy.”

Mickey says, “I didn’t say she’s a little crazy. I said she’s fucking goofy.”

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The Law of Human Behavior

Posted by on Dec 30, 2012 in Life

One day, I got pissed off when someone didn’t do something that I had expected them to do. Why didn’t they do it? Why is it that people always seem to do things when they’re not supposed to, and not do things when they are supposed to? Then it hit me.

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On Putting Yourself Online

Posted by on Dec 30, 2012 in Life

In this day and age, you have to establish SOME sort of online presence. Arguably, staying off the grid entirely sends negative message to friends, employers, and new people you meet. But defining your online presence is a tricky thing. How much do you share? How personal do you get? What is appropriate?

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Baseball, Drugs, and the Hall of Fame

Posted by on Dec 28, 2012 in Baseball

Leaving performance-enhancing drugs (PEDs) out of the equation for a moment, and looking at the raw numbers alone, here’s a list of eligible players sorted by career WAR (I also looked at the trendy JAWS but didn’t like it).

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