How to Talk Like a Canadian
I’m a Canadian. Though I only lived there until age seven before moving to Texas, I was there long enough to pick up the speech mannerisms particular to Canadians. I know this, because my friends made fun of me when I started school in the US.
Read MoreThe Only Jokes I Know
The judge says to Mickey Mouse, “I can’t let you divorce Minnie just because you think she’s a little crazy.”
Mickey says, “I didn’t say she’s a little crazy. I said she’s fucking goofy.”
Read MoreThe Point System for Girls
I like numbers, and I have a tendency to put just about everything (happiness, confidence, hunger, pain, movies, ballparks) on an easy-to-understand 1-10 scale. For girls, it’s perfect.
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