Silly

Everyone’s got their little joys in life. Here are some of mine. (more…)

I’m a Canadian. Though I only lived there until age seven before moving to Texas, I was there long enough to pick up the speech mannerisms particular to Canadians. I know this, because my friends made fun of me when I started school in the US. (more…)

The judge says to Mickey Mouse, “I can’t let you divorce Minnie just because you think she’s a little crazy.”

Mickey says, “I didn’t say she’s a little crazy. I said she’s fucking goofy.” (more…)

I like numbers, and I have a tendency to put just about everything (happiness, confidence, hunger, pain, movies, ballparks) on an easy-to-understand 1-10 scale. And it works for girls, too. Here’s my attempt to explain how it works. (more…)