Things I Hate

Posted by on Mar 7, 2013 in Complaints, Silly

Everyone’s got their pet peeves. Here are some of mine.

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How to Talk Like a Canadian

Posted by on Jan 18, 2013 in Silly

I’m a Canadian. Though I only lived there until age seven before moving to Texas, I was there long enough to pick up the speech mannerisms particular to Canadians. I know this, because my friends made fun of me when I started school in the US.

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The Only Jokes I Know

Posted by on Dec 31, 2012 in Silly

The judge says to Mickey Mouse, “I can’t let you divorce Minnie just because you think she’s a little crazy.”

Mickey says, “I didn’t say she’s a little crazy. I said she’s fucking goofy.”

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The Point System for Girls

Posted by on Oct 14, 2010 in Silly

I like numbers, and I have a tendency to put just about everything (happiness, confidence, hunger, pain, movies, ballparks) on an easy-to-understand 1-10 scale. For girls, it’s perfect.

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Which Type of Sim League Owner Are You?

Posted by on Jul 3, 2007 in Baseball, Silly

I’ve made no secret of my frustrations trading in the baseball simulation league I play in. This afternoon, I tried to categorize the trading styles of all of the owners I’ve dealt with since joining the HOFL in 1995.

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