The judge says to Mickey Mouse, “I can’t let you divorce Minnie just because you think she’s a little crazy.”
Mickey says, “I didn’t say she’s a little crazy. I said she’s fucking goofy.”
A pedophile and a boy are walking in to the woods. They’re walking deeper and deeper, and it’s getting darker and darker. The boy says, “I’m starting to get a little scared.”
The pedophile says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk out of this place alone.”
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.
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