The Only Jokes I Know
The judge says to Mickey Mouse, “I can’t let you divorce Minnie just because you think she’s a little crazy.”
Mickey says, “I didn’t say she’s a little crazy. I said she’s fucking goofy.”
Read MoreThe Law of Human Behavior
One day, I got pissed off when someone didn’t do something that I had expected them to do. Why didn’t they do it? Why is it that people always seem to do things when they’re not supposed to, and not do things when they are supposed to? Then it hit me.
Read MoreOn Putting Yourself Online
In this day and age, you have to establish SOME sort of online presence. Arguably, staying off the grid entirely sends negative message to friends, employers, and new people you meet. But defining your online presence is a tricky thing. How much do you share? How personal do you get? What is appropriate?
Read MoreBaseball, Drugs, and the Hall of Fame
Leaving performance-enhancing drugs (PEDs) out of the equation for a moment, and looking at the raw numbers alone, here’s a list of eligible players sorted by career WAR (I also looked at the trendy JAWS but didn’t like it).
Read MoreMy Beginning
Once you get past the grossness of your parents doing it, I’d think the story of your own conception and birth would be kind of interesting to most people. To me, it is. What follows is the story of my beginning, with most of the details from my mother.
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