The Only Jokes I Know

Posted by on Dec 31, 2012 in Silly | 0 comments

The Only Jokes I Know

The judge says to Mickey Mouse, “I can’t let you divorce Minnie just because you think she’s a little crazy.”

Mickey says, “I didn’t say she’s a little crazy. I said she’s fucking goofy.”


A pedophile and a boy are walking in to the woods. They’re walking deeper and deeper, and it’s getting darker and darker. The boy says, “I’m starting to get a little scared.”

The pedophile says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk out of this place alone.”


I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.

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